Smoke

Today is the day that the ban on smoking in enclosed public places begins. I’m not a smoker myself but personally, I enjoy coughing in public places. Those people who have pushed for the ban to happen are obviously agents of Al-Quaeda intent on undermining Western democracy, liberty and freedom by forcing us to breathe fresh air. Lest we forget this country’s greatness was built upon Emphysema and lung cancer.

Methinks I should take this more seriously. It is late and I have to work tomorrow so I suppose I’d better go to sleep. I might even go to the pub later on in the week and enjoy a smoke free pint.

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