How To Deal with Spammers
Taken from my friend Tony’s Livejournal:
I didn’t realise how much fun you can have talking to the spammers just using lines from TV commercials!
Today I used the dialogue between Brennan Brown and Snoop Dogg on the “Orange Wednesday” advert…
Linda Mark: hi how are you
Anthony Morel: I’m wiggidy wiggidy wack yo!
Linda Mark: I represent a textiles company near London and where looking for people like you to join us, are you interested?
Anthony Morel: That ain’t ma stizzle dizzle.
Linda Mark: sorry?
Anthony Morel: You trippin’ fool.
Linda Mark: You can work from home so it want interrupt your normal job
Anthony Morel: You can razzle dazzle my fantazmagazzle
Linda Mark: your not making sense. does that mean you are interested?
Anthony Morel: It does if you dizzle.
Linda Mark: fuck you
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